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~Majestic Land-Mermaid~

Well hello there ^w^ Name's Nicole (or Onetrack if it better suits your fancy), nice to meet ya!
Before you check out this blog just know I REALLY REALLY like Homestuck, cosplay, and probably you ^u^ (I'm only half kidding here). This means I will probably reblog/post about these things, along with many other things. I also answer questions, so don't be shy! (I love people tbh)
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Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14



her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

Sep 2 '14


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

Sep 2 '14


Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

Sep 2 '14

it felt like he was nodding along to all my music while drawing this


it felt like he was nodding along to all my music while drawing this

Sep 2 '14

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

Sep 2 '14



an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

Sep 2 '14


couples with visible size differences


couples where one has to stand on tippy toes to kiss the other


couples where one has to bend down to kiss the other


Sep 2 '14



(Source: ffifthharmony)

Sep 2 '14


If you’re feeling sad just remember Ozzy Osbourne wanted to get Sharon some flowers but all the shops were closed so he went into a graveyard and picked up a bunch and when Sharon got them she wondered why there was a card saying “in memory of our dearest Harold”

Sep 2 '14

Anonymous asked:

why do girls go to the bathroom together






  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets